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Seriously I ain't even kidding everytime even when I just wake up I just have this constant urge to **** and its really pissing me off. I try to take my mind of it but it. I'm hoping mefi can help me think outside the box (and therefore get back inside Maybe I'm missing something (please Jesus, let it be so). If you're lonely and horny lucid dreaming sex could help. Let me explain. When you This is the main reason that lucid sex can feel so good. If you're lonely and .

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If your friends see, don't make a big too horny please help of it. They're looking, too apparently. Good luck! It sounds like 3 could be your best option. And it seems like a lot of your social anxiety is related to living with your parents. Either get over it, or move in with a roomie.

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You also need regular human contact. You say you're socially isolated? Trying to go from social isolation straight into dating or hooking up to a recipe for failure.

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Getting out and spending time with new people--regardless of whether there's any chance of getting laid--is a first step. What everyone is saying is that you're not finding love or sex because you're depressed, dude. It shows heop your writing: Your whole rationalization of this as "about sex" too horny please help off.

You're chat dirty in an obsessive loop, "if I could just change this one thing. But here's what you need to hear: Get a better job.

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Even if you want to have casual sexual experiences too horny please help and there's nothing wrong with that -- you ain't getting there like. That's a relatively competitive market for a male. You need your own place. Living with your folks is an instant disqualification for a huge number of women who might otherwise find top 10 free pornsite attractive, just to start. That's not even to touch the weight and attitude issues.

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Forget prostitutes. You'll only end up more miserable than you already are. Here's another suggestion. Find and join a therapy group. One that focuses on topics like "courage to be imperfect", "social anxiety", "depression". Also, take a class and learn. You might be asking the wrong question. It sounds like you're saying 1 can't concentrate or get things done because of sexual preoccupations 2 masturbation doesn't quench it; need actual sex so that I can get my head straight 3 So how do I get sex?

It sounds analogous to "how can i get crack to help me with my weed cravings? Too horny please help cutting out masturbation. If not that, cut out porn, assuming that's part of it.

The types of girls you mention dressed-down starlets, too horny please help oh-so-coveted pretty bookshop girls might not bet the avenue that would get you the results you're looking.

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I'd recommend not carrying anything valuable or more cash than you'll find someone to have sex with and probably not picking up street hookers, which will be more random. Looking over some of the suggestions here I'm kinda worried about what some people are recommending.

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The fact that you're overweight will matter a bit as it directly affects you. Try to get in shape. This will improve your confidence and self-esteem. Your main problem is confidence. Confidence comes from a lack of experience.

What you need to do is go out and meet people. Don't go outside with the mindset that you're just looking for girls to have sex. Go outside with the goal of meeting new people and gaining new friends and acquaintances. Meet guys and girls. Not just girls. That way you'll be approaching girls as actual people and not sex targets. A major turn off for girls is when guys approach them with the obvious air that the guy is approaching too horny please help girl solely because of physical attraction.

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You'll end up meeting with girls. A few minor points about online dating: One of the nice things about online dating is you can be really blunt and say things like, "Hey, I admit I'm not perfect -- I'm broke and living at home with my parents, and I'm a bit overweight,".

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